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Funny Baby Onesie, Exceeding Growth Targets, 0-24M
Funny Baby Onesie, Exceeding Growth Targets, 0-24M
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Q1 results are in. Length is up, weight is up, and nap-time meetings have been surprisingly productive. This onesie presents the numbers with a tiny bar chart trending in the right direction.
It's for the baby shower where the guests include at least one person who says "circle back." It also works for the first birthday, a milestone photo, or the friend who just had a baby and still finds spreadsheets funny. Great for any parent who tracks every ounce and wouldn't mind a little corporate humor with it.
The details
- Infant baby rib bodysuit with an infant unisex fit
- Ring-spun cotton majority for a soft feel (fiber content may vary for different colors, and some color options include polyester)
- Light fabric, 5.0 oz/yd² (170 g/m²)
- One-piece design with lap shoulders to help with fidgeting and adjusting
- Tear-away label
Sizes: NB (0-3M), 6M, 12M, 18M, 24M
Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron the print.
Colors may look slightly different from your screen, and because each piece is printed to order, small variations in print color and placement are normal.
Size chart
Measurements are of the garment laid flat, in inches, from the print shop's specs for each blank. Sizes can vary by up to about 1 inch (1.5 inches on adult tees).
Onesies
Rabbit Skins 4400 infant rib bodysuit. Infant unisex fit with lap shoulders and a snap bottom.
| NB (0–3M) | 6M | 12M | 18M | 24M | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 7.24 | 8.74 | 9.72 | 10.75 | 11.73 |
| Length | 10.75 | 11.73 | 12.76 | 13.74 | 14.76 |
| Sleeve length | 2.50 | 2.76 | 3.00 | 3.25 | 3.50 |
Toddler tees
Rabbit Skins 3321 fine jersey tee. Classic fit, runs true to size.
| 2T | 3T | 4T | 5–6T | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 12.00 | 13.00 | 14.00 | 15.00 |
| Length | 15.50 | 16.50 | 17.50 | 18.50 |
| Sleeve length | 4.75 | 5.00 | 5.25 | 5.50 |
Adult tees
Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee. Unisex retail fit: order your usual size for a relaxed fit, or one size down for a closer fit.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
How to measure
- Width: lay a shirt that fits well flat and measure straight across the chest, 1 inch below the armpits.
- Length: from the highest point of the shoulder straight down to the bottom hem.
- Between sizes? Babies and toddlers grow fast, so size up. For adults, go by the width that matches a tee you already love.
Our onesies and toddler tees are not intended as sleepwear. Questions about fit? See Support.