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Funny New Baby Onesie, Please Stop Smelling My Head, 0-24M
Funny New Baby Onesie, Please Stop Smelling My Head, 0-24M
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Newborns smell incredible and everyone knows it. This onesie speaks up for the baby who would like a little personal space, please.
It's a good fit for baby showers, the friend who just had a baby, or the new parent who has been caught sniffing a fuzzy head in public. It also works as a first-photo outfit, since it comes with its own caption.
The details
- Ring-spun cotton rib bodysuit that feels soft against baby skin
- 100% combed ringspun cotton in solid colors (fiber content may vary for other colors, which include polyester)
- Light fabric, 5.0 oz/yd² (170 g/m²)
- One-piece design with lap shoulders to help with fidgeting and changes
- Tear-away label
- Infant unisex fit
Sizes
NB (0-3M), 6M, 12M, 18M, 24M
Care
Machine wash cold inside out with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron the print.
Colors may look slightly different from your screen, and because each piece is printed to order, small variations in print color and placement are normal.
Size chart
Measurements are of the garment laid flat, in inches, from the print shop's specs for each blank. Sizes can vary by up to about 1 inch (1.5 inches on adult tees).
Onesies
Rabbit Skins 4400 infant rib bodysuit. Infant unisex fit with lap shoulders and a snap bottom.
| NB (0–3M) | 6M | 12M | 18M | 24M | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 7.24 | 8.74 | 9.72 | 10.75 | 11.73 |
| Length | 10.75 | 11.73 | 12.76 | 13.74 | 14.76 |
| Sleeve length | 2.50 | 2.76 | 3.00 | 3.25 | 3.50 |
Toddler tees
Rabbit Skins 3321 fine jersey tee. Classic fit, runs true to size.
| 2T | 3T | 4T | 5–6T | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 12.00 | 13.00 | 14.00 | 15.00 |
| Length | 15.50 | 16.50 | 17.50 | 18.50 |
| Sleeve length | 4.75 | 5.00 | 5.25 | 5.50 |
Adult tees
Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee. Unisex retail fit: order your usual size for a relaxed fit, or one size down for a closer fit.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
How to measure
- Width: lay a shirt that fits well flat and measure straight across the chest, 1 inch below the armpits.
- Length: from the highest point of the shoulder straight down to the bottom hem.
- Between sizes? Babies and toddlers grow fast, so size up. For adults, go by the width that matches a tee you already love.
Our onesies and toddler tees are not intended as sleepwear. Questions about fit? See Support.